@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a difficult few weeks, and it feels almost like everyone's still trying to hold themselves together. there's a quiet hush over the unrest, which means that it's absolutely time to get some shit together. ]

Oh, hello.
Just a few thoughts that I've put together, I suppose- prior to my arrival here I had a rather good sense of the goings-on within the very fabric of reality. While I certainly can't indulge myself in such feats since I got here, I can say with confidence that the multiverse loves patterns. Something that's simple to predict. For instance, there are some of us here that seem to mirror a similar set of circumstances with one another while still coming from different universes. (See: Tony Stark and Stephen Strange.)
With that in mind, I thought that there simply must be something similar that links us all together in a thread of commonality.

Come now-
You all must have noticed.
Everyone's hot.

[ mystery solved.

it could be that he's just bored. ]

Comments

[selfimage]

In the year 2512 I will remember that "literal" does not mean "literal" even in context of the divine.

[antihistamine]

it's a literal "now"
u don't have to get worked up about it, nbd

[selfimage]

"Worked up."

[antihistamine]

[ OMG don't call her out. ]

about this whole god thing

[selfimage]

I am a god.
Loki! Duh.

[antihistamine]

is this like a new age reincarnation thing

[selfimage]

What? No! That's all fake, anyway.

[antihistamine]

oh

please tell me it's not like a roleplay warcraft nerd thing

you do seem v online

[selfimage]

It's not. I'm a for real, bonafide, officially signed and licensed god.
I do write write erotic fiction on the side, though.

[antihistamine]

if you're a god how come you're trapped here like the rest of us

[ Oh no, Lottie, no. Don't argue with people in tumblr cults. ]

[selfimage]

Who said I wanted to leave?

[antihistamine]

Duh.

[ Everyone wants to leave. The coffee is so expensive. ]

[selfimage]

Surprise!!
I don't, actually. This is more like a vacation.

[antihistamine]

because of all the hot people

[selfimage]

We'll just go with that, it's the easier explanation.