@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a difficult few weeks, and it feels almost like everyone's still trying to hold themselves together. there's a quiet hush over the unrest, which means that it's absolutely time to get some shit together. ]

Oh, hello.
Just a few thoughts that I've put together, I suppose- prior to my arrival here I had a rather good sense of the goings-on within the very fabric of reality. While I certainly can't indulge myself in such feats since I got here, I can say with confidence that the multiverse loves patterns. Something that's simple to predict. For instance, there are some of us here that seem to mirror a similar set of circumstances with one another while still coming from different universes. (See: Tony Stark and Stephen Strange.)
With that in mind, I thought that there simply must be something similar that links us all together in a thread of commonality.

Come now-
You all must have noticed.
Everyone's hot.

[ mystery solved.

it could be that he's just bored. ]

Comments

[hardwearing]

Like from 1-10? What do we average?

[selfimage]

An all around 8.9, really. It's impressive.

[hardwearing]

That does seem unusually high. What would you rate the general population here?

[selfimage]

If I'm being generous? A 6.
However, there are far more of them than of us, finding an average seems unfair.

[hardwearing]

I was actually trying to assess what your judgment is normally like, how generous you were being in general.

It's too bad a high group attractiveness doesn't get us anywhere.

[selfimage]

Really?
I think attractiveness should get you everywhere. Have we been utilizing this skill? No!

[hardwearing]

Utilizing? What do you suggest?

[selfimage]

A sexy virtual calendar.

[hardwearing]

You know that's not a terrible idea if we were trying to raise money. We'd need a theme.

[selfimage]

What? Is "swimsuit" no longer an acceptable theme? Don't let the middle realms know.

[hardwearing]

Swimsuit's a theme. What are the middle realms?

[selfimage]

Midgard, usually called Earth.

[hardwearing]

Huh. Multiple versions of it? You said 'realms.'

[ If so this is the first time Wash has come across someone who's known about the multiverse before winding up here, he's curious. ]

[selfimage]

More than just Earth is involved in those realms circling around the midsection of the World Tree- but yes, I meant Earth, moreso.
Though the multiple versions of Earth are another issue entirely.

[hardwearing]

The World Tree?

Where are you from?

[selfimage]

Asgard.
Where are you from?

[hardwearing]

A colony called Minab. But originally humans were from Earth, so one of those realms I guess.

I've heard of Asgard. In myths. I even named my cat Loki.

[selfimage]

Alas, that poor feline.
Loki doesn't really instill much confidence in anything.

[hardwearing]

I just liked the name I think. He was a survivor, though. I swear that cat had dozens of lives, not just nine.

[selfimage]

Generally those who are mischievous are.
If he lived up to the name, of course.

[hardwearing]

Oh, he did. He was always getting into trouble.