@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a difficult few weeks, and it feels almost like everyone's still trying to hold themselves together. there's a quiet hush over the unrest, which means that it's absolutely time to get some shit together. ]

Oh, hello.
Just a few thoughts that I've put together, I suppose- prior to my arrival here I had a rather good sense of the goings-on within the very fabric of reality. While I certainly can't indulge myself in such feats since I got here, I can say with confidence that the multiverse loves patterns. Something that's simple to predict. For instance, there are some of us here that seem to mirror a similar set of circumstances with one another while still coming from different universes. (See: Tony Stark and Stephen Strange.)
With that in mind, I thought that there simply must be something similar that links us all together in a thread of commonality.

Come now-
You all must have noticed.
Everyone's hot.

[ mystery solved.

it could be that he's just bored. ]

Comments

[realists]

[ SQUINTS ]

Do I?

[kleptocratic]

Most people wouldn't call this place boring.
The clothes are, though.

[realists]

The place isn't boring, the basis of the fake theory is boring.

[kleptocratic]

It does imply a certain uniformity of taste.

[realists]

Brunettes in excess

[kleptocratic]

Pale, too.
Hardly any beards.

[realists]

You haven't got a beard.

[kleptocratic]

I don't believe I'm physically capable.

[ Another failure of masculinity, blah blah blah. ]

[realists]

I could draw it on

[kleptocratic]

But then how would I oil it?

[realists]

The other option is glue

[kleptocratic]

I want no part of a horse on my face.
Though I suppose they don't use horses for glue, here. They ought to, though, it's all they're good for.

[realists]

[ she isn't googling this time, eugenides must suffer. ]

What's a horse?

[kleptocratic]

A creature used to make glue.

[realists]

You are as useless as a drawn on mustache.

[kleptocratic]

It's true.
I am mostly decorative.

[realists]

One of your finer qualities

[kleptocratic]

Oh dear. Now we're back on topic.

[realists]

Full circle

[kleptocratic]

Like the mythical snake that eats its own tail.