@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a difficult few weeks, and it feels almost like everyone's still trying to hold themselves together. there's a quiet hush over the unrest, which means that it's absolutely time to get some shit together. ]

Oh, hello.
Just a few thoughts that I've put together, I suppose- prior to my arrival here I had a rather good sense of the goings-on within the very fabric of reality. While I certainly can't indulge myself in such feats since I got here, I can say with confidence that the multiverse loves patterns. Something that's simple to predict. For instance, there are some of us here that seem to mirror a similar set of circumstances with one another while still coming from different universes. (See: Tony Stark and Stephen Strange.)
With that in mind, I thought that there simply must be something similar that links us all together in a thread of commonality.

Come now-
You all must have noticed.
Everyone's hot.

[ mystery solved.

it could be that he's just bored. ]

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[laozu]

I haven't applauded yet. Because, if we're all hot... we have to find the top hottie.

The alpha hottie.

[auriphrygiate]

That should be fairly obvious on sight shouldn't it?

[laozu]

Personality matters as well. I'm a sucker for a lovely face and a good body, but I despise a poor personality.

[auriphrygiate]

Fair enough, though I wonder if it will be taken as a consideration in this case. I suppose that would depend on the judge.

[selfimage]

Well, let's hear the nominations.

[laozu]

Our most attractive members? In my exceptionally humble opinion?

Lan Zhan. Yourself. Miss Diana. Tomoe. The miss with the fashion blog.

If I was to include those who have left us as well -- Mister Markus.

[wangxian]

[ there's a certain section in their rules that extols the virtues of being humble, but lan wangji has always been particularly good at bleeding to the lines like a nice ink wash.

being listed first makes him feel undeniably pleased, but it's only because wei ying is saying it. he never really cared for rankings after all. ]

And yourself.

[ in lan wangji's humble opinion he beats himself out. ]

[laozu]

Naming myself as a candidate is the direct opposite of humble, Lan Zhan!

[wangxian]

[ can a side-eye be conveyed over text. probably. ]

I am naming you.

[ problem solved. ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCnvuyK6ur8

[laozu]

I think you might be a littttttle bit biased. I, however, am very objective.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuDZgT1wK9o

[wangxian]

[ he has had thirteen years to steel himself. (of course he does, you fool.) ]

It is forbidden to lie.

[ sure is. even if he were biased (he definitely is), it's the truth to him. ]

What is pleasing is not objective.

SKJFGSDF HE'S SO DUMB

[laozu]

I didn't say you were lying, Lan Zhan! I said you were biased. There's no rule about that in your sect (yet).







Oh!!!!! I'm pleasing to you? You think I'm pleasing? Stop, I'm blushing now! Not in front of an audience!

DKHGFFKH WEI WUXIAN (1/2 IG)

[wangxian]

[ ok. he has had thirteen years. he has had thirteen years. he has had —

listen, he doesn't even have to say it. it's just breathed into existence by him just being here. at least that ghostly utterance of "shameless" is so much fonder than it was when they were teenagers. ]

(2/2 I GUESS)

[wangxian]

Wei Ying.

[ start the clock to how long it takes for lan wangji to break. ]

My claim remains with or without bias.

[ so, that's a yes. ]

@tomoe.mikage

[jinshi]

Hmmm. Well, I can't deny it.

[ tail wagging. praise me more!! ]

[selfimage]

You're truly showing you're taste.
Though I'll not deny Diana's multidimensional babe bod.

[laozu]

[ lmao "taste" ]

RIGHT??? When she was in action on Mt. Everest, it was like whoosh! pow! flex! pose!

[selfimage]

[ """taste""" ]

And thus we've reached moment of solidarity.