@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a difficult few weeks, and it feels almost like everyone's still trying to hold themselves together. there's a quiet hush over the unrest, which means that it's absolutely time to get some shit together. ]

Oh, hello.
Just a few thoughts that I've put together, I suppose- prior to my arrival here I had a rather good sense of the goings-on within the very fabric of reality. While I certainly can't indulge myself in such feats since I got here, I can say with confidence that the multiverse loves patterns. Something that's simple to predict. For instance, there are some of us here that seem to mirror a similar set of circumstances with one another while still coming from different universes. (See: Tony Stark and Stephen Strange.)
With that in mind, I thought that there simply must be something similar that links us all together in a thread of commonality.

Come now-
You all must have noticed.
Everyone's hot.

[ mystery solved.

it could be that he's just bored. ]

Comments

[selfimage]

Yes, well-
I suppose that's arms and face, with a splash of abs and thighs.
With some other equally impressive appendages.

[stagethreeclinger]

i know they say thick thighs save lives but goddamn
like thats cute but jason todd's magic thighs save entire dimensions, i've seen it

[reneger]

terrible
the both of you

[stagethreeclinger]

speaking of, how tight are the pants on your new suit?
just want to know if i should plan on walking behind you every mission

[ this is what you get for insinuating you're not hot, jason. ]

[reneger]

very loose
so loose they completely erase my ass

[stagethreeclinger]

are you wearing harem pants into battle, jason?
youll be ready for some yoga but seems like a safety hazard
not a lot of pockets on those either

[reneger]

nah
stupid restrictive "tactical gear" pants
stiff, thick, heavy, and baggy

[stagethreeclinger]

i always wonder how dick does it
you know, with the suit halfway up his ass looking like he's trying to scuba
like i need at least 3 full utility belts before im ready to kick ass
where does he keep his phone??

[reneger]

clevage

[stagethreeclinger]

i knew he padded his pecs

[reneger]

no man has pecs that perfect

[stagethreeclinger]

i mean theres superman but hes cheating
you think dick has pockets in his other fake muscles?
like store the wallet in the other pec
keys in the abs
etc


its not as fun dunking on him when hes not here to get mad about it

[reneger]

we can dunk on someone else

[stagethreeclinger]

can't be hux
not that he doesnt have it coming but the mob's already handling that
i need some fresh shade



damian?

[reneger]

@robert.plissken

[stagethreeclinger]

...Snake Plissken is here? i can't believe kurt russell was around and you didnt tell me

[reneger]

my mini me

[stagethreeclinger]

aww but its a baby
i cant roast a baby
well i cant roast a baby-you, youre my bro


actually no jk i can
i absolutely can roast cocky dumbass energy baby-you

[overrate]

i have no clue who the fuck you are

[overrate]

you mean you're at dunking on yourself by proxy now?
low.

[reneger]

we're not the same, right?

[overrate]

nah.
but i'm not the one that forgets that

[selfimage]

I'm the god of lies, but on occasion I do speak the truth.

[reneger]

you speak the truth more than a lot of people

[selfimage]

Ugh, don't tell me that.
It's just more of a reason to lie.