@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a difficult few weeks, and it feels almost like everyone's still trying to hold themselves together. there's a quiet hush over the unrest, which means that it's absolutely time to get some shit together. ]

Oh, hello.
Just a few thoughts that I've put together, I suppose- prior to my arrival here I had a rather good sense of the goings-on within the very fabric of reality. While I certainly can't indulge myself in such feats since I got here, I can say with confidence that the multiverse loves patterns. Something that's simple to predict. For instance, there are some of us here that seem to mirror a similar set of circumstances with one another while still coming from different universes. (See: Tony Stark and Stephen Strange.)
With that in mind, I thought that there simply must be something similar that links us all together in a thread of commonality.

Come now-
You all must have noticed.
Everyone's hot.

[ mystery solved.

it could be that he's just bored. ]

Comments

[selfimage]

Now we must define the bar, I suppose.

[filloryfanatic]

We don't need a bar, everyone's hot, you just said so. Hey if we're actually chosen by some divine beings, do you think they just wanted pretty people to look at and that's the real truth behind all this mystery.

[selfimage]

Do gods need to have much more of a reason than that?
It sounds like my father, anyway.

[filloryfanatic]

Not from my experience or your experience apparently, I'll put it on the list of possibilities.

[selfimage]

I do have to say, the simplicity is refreshing. I may convince myself of this theory.

[filloryfanatic]

Imagine if we could just accept this as the truth and no longer get headaches with all the other theories.

[selfimage]

And nothing deeper than that! It is what it is, so to say.

[filloryfanatic]

Wow okay I wash my hands of my hundreds of theories, I've accepted this as the truth.

Also just FYI every time I greet someone new to this place I'm going to in my head be like 'there's another hot one' and that's going to be awkward while making small talk so thanks.

[selfimage]

Well, then my job here is done.
Perhaps you should make strides to enjoy the company.
Or use it as a pick up line.

[filloryfanatic]

Actually my boyfriend was here, and then gone, and now he's back, so I'm off the market either way. And I'm really, really bad at hitting on people, which he can attest to. Oh and noticing when people are hitting on me, apparently, he was doing it from the day we met.

[selfimage]

Is he the jealous type?

[filloryfanatic]

I'd say of the two of us I'm more jealous. He is really REALLY hot.

[selfimage]

Well then, you should introduce me. It would give weight to my theory.

[filloryfanatic]

He'll be working at Red Wings, he's a great bartender. He was our house's mixologist basically.

[selfimage]

Is that right? I'll have to see for myself.

[filloryfanatic]

Definitely do. He's so tall. He can literally rest his chin on my head. He's hard to miss.

[Not that Quentin's really that tall at 5'8, but still, Eliot's very tall.]