@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a difficult few weeks, and it feels almost like everyone's still trying to hold themselves together. there's a quiet hush over the unrest, which means that it's absolutely time to get some shit together. ]

Oh, hello.
Just a few thoughts that I've put together, I suppose- prior to my arrival here I had a rather good sense of the goings-on within the very fabric of reality. While I certainly can't indulge myself in such feats since I got here, I can say with confidence that the multiverse loves patterns. Something that's simple to predict. For instance, there are some of us here that seem to mirror a similar set of circumstances with one another while still coming from different universes. (See: Tony Stark and Stephen Strange.)
With that in mind, I thought that there simply must be something similar that links us all together in a thread of commonality.

Come now-
You all must have noticed.
Everyone's hot.

[ mystery solved.

it could be that he's just bored. ]

Comments

@ ziggy.stardust

[stagethreeclinger]

oh shit, shots fired

[selfimage]

Is this the name you chose?

[stagethreeclinger]

immm pretty sure hes not using it any more but yes?
did bowie make himself a cyborg in this reality?

[selfimage]

Why not Halloween Jack?

[stagethreeclinger]

because i look dumb with an eyepatch

[selfimage]

But not a sparkly lightning bolt painted across your face?

[stagethreeclinger]

no i look amazing with a sparkly lightning bolt painted across my face
don't even need a wig

[selfimage]

I demand that this theory be tested.

[stagethreeclinger]

i need make up and someone who knows how to use it

[selfimage]

Everyone has to learn how to do their own make-up eventually, Mr Stardust.

[stagethreeclinger]

i will you cash money i dont have that bowie was not the one painting that lightning bolt on his own face
dudes way too rich for that

[selfimage]

He's an artist.
Of course he painted his own face.

[ change his mind ]

[stagethreeclinger]

being boss at one kind of art doesn't automatically make you awesome at all art ok
you can't prove that
mostly since everything bowie is universes away

[selfimage]

You don't have an impeccable fashion sense and not experiment with what you put on your face. He always looked good, and that's hardly a coincidence.
Though- you're right, I can't prove it.
Funny thing is, nor can you.

[stagethreeclinger]

a'duh
the best debates are ones no one can prove bc you can just make up ridiculous claims and no one can actually tell you youre wrong
like i bet bowie didn't even need make up
i bet he just morphs his skin with the power of glam rock and bam
like a glitter fueled chameleon
is it probably not true? sure
but can we prove it?
nah

[selfimage]

[ Roy says, to the literal shapeshifter. ]

There is no power of glam rock.

[stagethreeclinger]

pff, maybe not in your universe

[selfimage]

Or in any others I've been to.

[stagethreeclinger]

but have you been to all of them?

[selfimage]

Yes.

[stagethreeclinger]

bullshit
how many are there?

[selfimage]

At what point in time?

[stagethreeclinger]

present moment

[selfimage]

They're all not accountable in the present moment.

[stagethreeclinger]

what's that mean?
did some go missing?
how do you lose a dimension, dude?