@ian.fowler | morningstar network

[wittingly]

Hey
Stop me if this is a stupid offer, I'm still trying to figure out how this whole thing works, but
I heard about the whole gate problem, and the whole simulation thing, there's probably more going on too that I don't know about yet
I'm an engineer
You guys might already have a few, but just in case you're shorthanded
If there's anything I can do to help, I want to

I can also apparently do a weird tools thing now so that's
something

edit: if anyone's in the market for crazy experiments in there
you guys glitch the sim when you do your chest thing, right?
anyone tried organizing a group glow-off? overwhelm the system with too much at once, DDOS it into crashing?

Comments

[slavophile]

You're talking to a billionaire genius. People have it worse, but I keep it in perspective. People of all kinds are also assholes. I can be an asshole. I don't think you're an asshole.

That doesn't even sound like a conversation.

We should have a drink. When the safe house is a thing again.

[wittingly]

Back up a second
-billionare
-vigilante
-genius

Are you literally just Batman?

I can be an asshole. Trust me. I don't feel good about it, but it's definitely there.

What's your opinion on tequila?

[slavophile]

I guess I might be, considering I still don't know who Batman is.

Like I said. Everyone can be an asshole.

I said I don't drink too much? Everything's pretty much okay. I have the most experience with champagne and vodka but I think I can handle tequila.

[wittingly]

That's exactly the kind of thing Batman would say.

Alright, then.
Deal.
As soon as I figure out how to rescue you all from the simulation, we'll have drinks and you can overwhelm me with gratitude

[slavophile]

I'll take your word for it.

It's been a while since I've overwhelmed anyone, but, I can do gratitude. If you singlehandedly do it, I will think of a good way to thank you.

[wittingly]

If I do it with both hands does that disqualify me?

[slavophile]

The jello says nay.

[wittingly]

I KNEW I picked the right party
Team Jello, 20
2520?
2515?

I have no fucking clue what year it is here

[slavophile]

I forgot, since being in here. 25 something?

[wittingly]

Team Jello 25somethingish

[slavophile]

Team Jello 25somethingish.

I should probably try to simulate sleep. But. Looking forward to your tequila. After you singlehandedly save us all.

[wittingly]

Sleep simulated-tight, Batman. Catch you on the other side.