@ian.fowler | morningstar network

[wittingly]

Hey
Stop me if this is a stupid offer, I'm still trying to figure out how this whole thing works, but
I heard about the whole gate problem, and the whole simulation thing, there's probably more going on too that I don't know about yet
I'm an engineer
You guys might already have a few, but just in case you're shorthanded
If there's anything I can do to help, I want to

I can also apparently do a weird tools thing now so that's
something

edit: if anyone's in the market for crazy experiments in there
you guys glitch the sim when you do your chest thing, right?
anyone tried organizing a group glow-off? overwhelm the system with too much at once, DDOS it into crashing?

Comments

[evasives]

We have them, yes, though they are not the most accessible across the galaxy. It's much easier on some planets than others.

You would never need to buy a hammer again for starters.

What kind of technology allowed them to rip up buildings?

[wittingly]

No kidding. Hell, I could sell hammers and do almost no work ever again. All profit.

They had these, I don't know, it seemed like magnets. These big ships that would pull buildings up by the foundation. Then open up and crush them into cubes right there over your head.

[evasives]

Collecting the supplies in the first place might count as work.

Not a technology I would like to come up against. Were they still invading before you arrived here?

[wittingly]

Hell yes they were
I might be one of the only people in the damn group that was stoked as hell to wake up here
They're gonna be sticking around until the planet's not life-bearing anymore, probably, and then they'll scoot off to the next one and leave behind a husk

[evasives]

Was it another version of Earth?

[wittingly]

Yeah, apparently one of the worse versions of earth if we're comparing it to everyone else's.

[evasives]

It does not sound like Earth has much luck in most versions. Even here seems full of issues.

No magnetic aliens though.