@ian.fowler | morningstar network

[wittingly]

Hey
Stop me if this is a stupid offer, I'm still trying to figure out how this whole thing works, but
I heard about the whole gate problem, and the whole simulation thing, there's probably more going on too that I don't know about yet
I'm an engineer
You guys might already have a few, but just in case you're shorthanded
If there's anything I can do to help, I want to

I can also apparently do a weird tools thing now so that's
something

edit: if anyone's in the market for crazy experiments in there
you guys glitch the sim when you do your chest thing, right?
anyone tried organizing a group glow-off? overwhelm the system with too much at once, DDOS it into crashing?

Comments

[wittingly]

I feel like I might be the most chill person you've ever met but
I won't push it

because I'm too chill for that

[evocation]

i'm never chill
what flower does that get me?

[wittingly]

venus fly trap
alternatively: cockscomb
it's a real flower

[evocation]

what
bullshit
does it look like what i'm picturing?

[wittingly]

describe in great detail what you're picturing

[evocation]

a flower shaped like a dick with little spikes on it

[wittingly]

there are a lot of varieties of dick

but no, ironically if anything it looks a little labia-y

and now that I've said labia-y I remember we've never actually fucking met and this could come across as just
so creepy
please know that I don't mean anything by suggesting vaginal flowers to you

[evocation]

it's okay
you serenaded me with a kazoo first