@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a bit that he's stewed on it, and honestly, Loki isn't very much up for the opinion's of others. this time, there's a nagging little curiosity in him, something that springs something else to life that he thought would be easy to bury when he arrived.

so: ]

All appropriate extended greetings and "good afternoon"s.
Which one of you hail from a universe that has gods?
Not just gods in the literal, very physical sense, but also gods in the mythical one. Please, tell me about it. Indulge my boredom.
I hereby dub it story time.

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[ripstides]

( so he's alone. maybe that's what this is all about. )

did you get any photos? not that i'm about to pretend a thousand words are going to be good enough for a certain ( perfectionist? detail-obsessed love of his life? gorgeous know-it-all??? ) archivist we both know

( smooth )

boy, have i got a story for you
he's not even hot like the sun anymore
he's got pimples and everything

[chocolateries]

Of course I took photos.

[ of helena decapitating a snake monster with her bare hands... ]

I even liberated some souvenirs.

What do you mean he's not hot, he's Apollo that is his thing.

[ripstides]

how are you not showing me these right now?

( he could have napped through carter and sadie's explanations of crowns and magic but that doesn't mean that some of it isn't really cool. other than the giant chicken avatar and being inhabited by a vulture god. )

his thing is bad haikus and impersonating bums
you missed all the other gods getting sent to their rooms
while they were stomping off and slamming their doors
zeus turned apollo into an annoying, powerless, mortal teenager

[chocolateries]

[ he asked for it, she sends him a buttload of pictures from pyramid, many featuring helena killing monsters -- which means silena just watched -- or posing sillily like the people painted on the walls ]

Zeus grounded Apollo? Who grounded Zeus?

[ that doesn't seem fair! at least apollo recognized most of his children! ]