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goro akechi (YELP ELITE!) ([personal profile] impede) wrote in [community profile] meadowlark2020-02-11 06:51 pm

@goro.akechi

[In truth, Akechi wishes he could do a video of some kind to make his point. He's much better when he has an audience, and words don't cut it. Part of the appeal of being the second coming of the Detective Prince had been his looks. But that's fine. He'll manage without that. Besides, he does truly require the assistance of the other Displaced, even if the very idea of it feels like a betrayal to himself.]

Oh, hello.

While we're discussing theories, I'm here to point out a stone that's been left unturned for some time. For reasons that are ultimately beyond me, we've failed to step into a political sphere. Before you jump to comment about how that would expose us, that's not what I'm saying. Exposure could do us some good, but I understand that it's far from what anyone prefers. Well, especially since we all believe we'll be little more than rats to be experimented on. Or perhaps because we already think we are!

But such pessimism isn't why I'm here.

No, I have a proposal. We need to align ourselves with politicians. Several months ago, I joined Katelin Jovavich's campaign. At the time, she seemed like a done deal. Unfortunately, her political savvy has … failed her. But she's still full of information, such as the identity of one JPG. Said set of acronyms showed up in a report that my partner [Bad username or site: ren @ amamiya] turned up as his payment for working for Cassius about a mysterious lab explosion, one that had ties to an alternate world where all of the (present at the time) Displaced turned up in during December.

No, no, now isn't the time to litigate the "Cassius" aspect of that information. As Ren pointed out at the time, one person was already taking the deal, so any stands we could've made were null and void.

While I do intend to leave Jovavich's campaign soon, I believe now is the time to get someone in there with the ability to get her to talk. I know her movements well enough. Consider this a request for help.

And beyond that: consider a political career. I do believe that Joseph Lynch is quite promising, if a bit unimaginative. Perhaps that could appeal to someone else.

The important point is not to let a potential opening go to waste any longer. I believe this group has done it for far too long.

So, what do you say? Surely one of you has lofty political aspirations.
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@kate.bishop

[personal profile] fledges 2020-02-12 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
What exactly do you mean by a political career? Are you trying to get one of us in office, or are you aiming lower?
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[personal profile] fledges 2020-02-12 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Do you mind catching me up?
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[personal profile] fledges 2020-02-12 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take as much as you want to give me.
I went
missing for a while, so I'm behind.
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@ren.amamiya

[personal profile] variate 2020-02-12 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's been summoned. ]

An insider, to start.

[ he remembers. ]
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@tsera.vel

[personal profile] bivariant 2020-02-12 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I've navigated royal court before.
Politics isn't my forte, but if anyone wants anecdotes - I've got them in spades.
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[personal profile] bivariant 2020-02-12 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'll poach off your post all I want, pal.

Why aren't you volunteering yourself for the prime position? You've done a lot of the work, some might say you deserve it.
Edited (adjusting words) 2020-02-12 04:42 (UTC)
variate: (What's up nerds?)

[personal profile] variate 2020-02-12 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
They'd kick me out.

[ they would, it's true. ]
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[personal profile] gravemistake 2020-02-12 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna run for president
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[personal profile] bivariant 2020-02-12 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not what I said. Positioning multiple political candidates means access to a lot of different places and the ability to foist them off one another, of course. I'm looking directly at you, right now.

From assistant - to young, strapping candidate for local office or whatever this government has, why don't we start with you?
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@angela.roberts

[personal profile] unlucky7 2020-02-12 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Candidate Reyes! Explain what policies you'll implement to prevent future kidnappings by mercenary units!
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[personal profile] gravemistake 2020-02-12 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Murder is now legal but only if they try to kidnap you first

My other policy platform is that it should be a god given right to wear jeggings to work
unlucky7: (STATUS :: Coy)

[personal profile] unlucky7 2020-02-12 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
With the legalization of murder, I'm also going to need to know your healthcare policy.

Will you be setting an example by wearing jeggings on your campaign tour?
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[personal profile] gravemistake 2020-02-13 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Right yeah I'll have my wonk get back to you on that. The important thing to know is that I'm always wearing jeggings
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[personal profile] gravemistake 2020-02-13 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
I plan to win all elections and become Mega-President, obviously
unlucky7: (STATUS :: Cute)

[personal profile] unlucky7 2020-02-13 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
A bold move. I can endorse that.
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[personal profile] gravemistake 2020-02-13 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I knew I could count on you.
unlucky7: (STATUS :: Smug)

[personal profile] unlucky7 2020-02-13 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
If you become president, can I join the secret service?

My credentials are as follows:
1) I look great in jeggings.
2) I'm very good at punching people.

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