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[mrngstr]

I have some news. Information. Whoever's been doing all this stuff to you and then dumping you in our city, they weren't so tidy this time. One of the nurses actually stopped and saluted a camera. I'll let you decide how to feel about that, but on my side, I'd call it a dick move.

Anyway, it means I caught his face enough to run recog, finally. They definitely know, though, because I've been barely managing to chase his info down before it's wiped. Which is also why I don't think we have time to waste, so I'm not waiting on preparing an established agent.

I'm sending his address through now. Let me know if you're following it. I'll watch your back. Literally.

[ This is the accompanying post for the guided log! ]

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[cyberlife]

Look, if you listen closely you'll be able to hear it. Especially after drinking too much water. You ought to try it.

(SUFFER WITH ME.)

It's hard to remember to eat three square meals a day, with snacks in between. Oftentimes I don't eat until I suffer lethargy, which is supposedly unhealthy. I'm not making any progress there. Discussing it is frustrating, if we're being honest with one another - I could eat right now, but I'm in the middle of a raid. Do you see what I mean?

I'm sorry to hear about that, though. War is never the solution to a problem, just the best way to make more. Would you tell me more about it when we discuss the one that took place here? There's a time and a place, I guess...

[fessus]

I don't wanna listen closely! Now I will though and I can't stop thinking about it. Blegh dnw.........

Well yeah ig it's annoying if you don't have someone making the food for you. You have to get more hyped about eating, it's fun. Stuff tastes good or the texture's nice, sometimes you can eat something special bc you're celebrating or w/e. Not saying there's not really gross food though.

You wanna talk about war?

[cyberlife]

🙂

Markus does a lot of the cooking, because I keep burning everything to the pots and pans, but I try often enough. Going out for meals is hit or miss when you don't know the difference in qualities, so if you find anywhere suitable please let me know. I want to try a burger, even if they're high in cholesterol and trans fat... and I like spaghetti.

I wouldn't say I want to talk about the war so much as I want to learn more about your life. Since we'd already be on the topic, it seemed more appropriate to combine the discussions.

[fessus]

😩😩😩

Markus made me a burger lmao. He's not bad for a guy with zero RAM. Bet I could find a better one real quick in the city though. If I could actually go anywhere that is. Kinda tired of being cooped up already ngl.

There's more to my life than that topic but okay. Guess I owe you that much.

[cyberlife]

You should be released in the next week, with forged identification and a monetary stipend. We can go get a burger together after, if it's something you'd be interested in. My treat.

I wasn't implying that it was the only thing I wanted to know about you, you know.

[fessus]

Okay. You said your treat so I'm never turning that down. I want large sizes on everything.

Yeah yeah ik, I'm just giving you a hard time. Just isn't my favorite thing to talk about so maybe we can start with something else.

[cyberlife]

We decided we'd talk about this place and its catastrophes later. "Later" doesn't have a set date or time, so whenever - or never. I'm not forcing you either way, Noctis, but we're going around in circles right now so I'll end that here.

I have a steady income, so I don't mind providing for you here and there until you get a job. An upsized meal might have negative connotations for your health, though... could I persuade you to get a large fries or a large drink but not the other?

(gently moms)

[fessus]

Why does everyone do this to me........

😠😪✋

[cyberlife]

We care about your well-being.

(doesn't even know who "everyone" is)

[fessus]

I'm not well without large fries and a large drink.

[cyberlife]

(okay hank)

I don't think I could eat that much. Do you like to eat ice cream?

[fessus]

Yeah? I'm not a robot.

No offense. 😂

[cyberlife]

None taken.

(... ?????????)

I don't understand your meaning, but I'd like to try some. You don't think I'd enjoy it?

[fessus]

Oh right you wouldn't get it probably, I just mean I have active taste buds and prefs so ofc I like ice cream. The joke's that you'd have to be unfeeling or w/e to not like something that everybody likes.

Don't think about it too hard.

[cyberlife]

Oh.

It'll be interesting to see what a universally liked dessert tastes like. I'm excited. I think I'll get strawberry.

(!!!!!!!!!! THE WORST ONE)

[fessus]

Wow a rebel.

Jk, a lot of people make fun of the fruit flavors but I think they're all really good. Even if it's better to have a fruit tart that's nice and warm with plain ice cream on top of it.

[cyberlife]

You could say I'm rebellious. It wouldn't be an inaccurate statement.

I should start making a list. What else would you put on it?

[fessus]

Lmao okay, it's an ice cream flavor but I'll go with it.

What else would I put on a tart or ice cream or the list? Bc strawberry is good with chocolate syrup and tarts are good with whipped cream and tur-something sugar. I can't remember, it's brown.

Steak's really good. And I like rice bowls with eggs and cockatrice meat. Uhhhh fresh grilled fish, french fries, hot sandwiches, milkshakes, cake.

[cyberlife]

All of these sound good to eat. Clarke notified me that I lack allergies, so I will be able to try any number of these. Or all of them, eventually.

Which is your absolute favourite? I want to try that first.

(gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay)

[fessus]

Oh yeah ig I didn't think about allergies, I don't have any. Unless vegetables count.

Uhhh....... That's hard. Maybe seared blue-fin tuna with fresh fries, then a pastry for dessert. Idk what's all in the pastry, some berries I think. I've only had this exact one a few times but it's the best.

[cyberlife]

You're allergic to vegetables?

(TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY AND RUN WITH IT. TAKE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.)

That sounds like quite the dish! Even seeing it would be worthwhile.

(food porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[fessus]

[ I WAS HOPING FOR THIS, YESSS ]

Yeah super allergic, I could get really sick. Except for a couple like potatoes.

And yeah it's good, just idk if it exists here. Probably not on the pastry.

[cyberlife]

So all vegetables except for potatoes? The delicacy of human immune systems always surprises me... I guess I should get used to it. Just let me know if you ever feel the creeping onset of anaphylaxis after accidentally consuming something you shouldn't have. I will escort you to the nearest medical facility.

Oh.

Maybe not. We will have to try many, many pastries. With safe, healthy restrictions, of course.

[fessus]

Cool. I can probably make it on my own most times but let's just avoid making me at any ig, prevention's key.

Okay. Bet I can find a few places to start.

[ Safe, healthy pastries. He's never been so glad for Connor's naive nature. ]

[cyberlife]

You're right it is. I'll inform Clarke, she might be able to do something about them. The advancements in medical technology here are impressive. It might be able to cure you altogether.

Be sure to message me when you do.