@peter.benjamin / jan 17

[thwipandrelease]

[peter's only just gotten one roommate back to find that the other has gone missing. is he thinking clearly when he posts this? probably not, or perhaps he might specify which of his roommates seems to be gone.]

It sucks no matter how many times one of us seems to vanish without a trace.
But I have a practical question to ask all of you: how long is an acceptable amount of time to wait before I assume someone isn't coming back and pack up their things?

Comments

[chocolateries]

My dad was always there. My mom sucks.

Bobbi was better.

I mean Katelin.

[ whoops? ]

[thwipandrelease]

[so much for keeping her secrets in her absence.]

Remind me not to tell you anything I need to keep a secret.
She'd been hiding that since she got here...

But if you ever want to talk about your real parents, I'll be happy to listen. You could even come over with Caroline.
Help her make some brownies.

Don't tell her, but I think your baking's better.

[chocolateries]

It's not my fault there is no backspace in my brain.

Caroline is a great baker, I cheat.

[thwipandrelease]

It's the worst thing.
I'd rather see the five minutes of ellipses, which is something I never thought I'd say.

Your cheating is still very tasty. Why don't we get a bunch of us together and you both can bake and I will not bake because no one wants to have to call the fire department when I burn something.

And then a completely impartial group of judges can do a blind taste test.

[chocolateries]

OR.

We don't taste test it and you also bake and we just have a cookie party.

[thwipandrelease]

Okay.
Just don't blame me if someone needs to go to the nearest medi-unit.

[has peter mistaken the sugar for salt? maybe.]

[chocolateries]

I highly doubt you will give anyone food poisoning