@ciri.lla

[persists]

I think we should all meet up on a monthly basis to go over any useful information. Weekly is too much — I'm not looking for that kind of commitment. While this... correspondence can provide use, does anyone else feel more comfortable face-to-face? Not relying on this thing to discuss our secrets?

[ She doesn't understand it, really. Barely understands how to utilize it to communicate. So... here comes the challenge: showing her discomfort without feeling vulnerable. ]

I'll buy the first round of drinks if the lot of you agree.

Comments

[persists]

If that’s what you think would fit in, I welcome it with open arms.

[ guess who doesn’t know what pizza is! 🤷‍♀️]

[evite]

[ there are so many people here who desperately need educating... ]

i'm guessing that the fact that you're not immediately telling me your top ten pizza toppings means we have some serious educational gaps here

[ this just in: daisy johnson is taking ciri and rey on a pizza date. they don't have a choice in the matter. (how they want to repay her is up to them.) ]

Ignore that html fail omg

[persists]

[ Ugh - she wishes she could get away with the wide eyed deer look even over these comms... ]

Toppings - so it’s a food. Right. I think I may have seen one of them in a store window. Or in a delivery machine.

[ re: vending machine ]

what html fail?? 👀

[evite]

[ pizza in a store window? a delivery machine? (okay, but also, what's a delivery machine, and why is this person so endearingly not hip on the lingo) ]

it's the greatest food known to man
please tell me you're not a vegan

[persists]

I don’t think I am. I don’t have any food allergy, if that’s what you mean.

[evite]

vegans are people who refuse to eat a great piece of steak just because they think it makes them better than other people

[ ciri, can you hear her rolling her eyes. ]

[persists]

[ god, yeah she can. what a girl after her own heart. ]

Oh, what a pompous idea. Your body needs meat!

[evite]

exactly

[ they're soulmates, obviously. ]

never let anyone try to feed you vegan cheese. if they try, slap it out of their hands and tell them to go to hell.

[persists]

I'm still offended that there's people of such caliber.

[evite]

i wish i could tell you vegans are the worst possible character creation option
between them, anti-vaxxers, and the pro-life movement, the universe is filled with shit people with shit opinions

but hey, at least there's pizza

[persists]

I don't know any of what you just said except for shit people.

[evite]

i can tell we're off to a great start

[ are you picturing roz from monsters inc laugh floor? i hope you are hearing her voice right now. ]

why don't we start with the miracle of pizza and continue your millennial slang education from there?
nobody turns down bread meat and cheese

[persists]

[ i hate it, thanks ]

So long as it doesn't turn my stomach into knots, sure. Why not? 'Tis the only way to blend in with this kind of culture.

[ Even in Cyberpunk world, she didn't seek out pizza!!!!!! time to make up for lost time. ]

[evite]

oh, 'tis for certain

[ she's gonna mock ciri's word choices until she laughs herself sick, the end. ]

you free this friday? 4:00?

[persists]

[ WINE AND DINE HER because the mock definitely goes over her head. ]

I should be. Unless a creature bursts through the wall, that is.

[evite]

tell the creature to take a number.

[ speaking oooooooooooof... ]

speaking of, can i get yours?

1/2

[persists]

Er.

2/2

[persists]

It's #1627 on the 24th floor. South of Marshall Drive near an old pawn shop.