@prom.argentum

[mercurio]

[the first thing everyone gets on the network feed is a set of two pictures, several minutes apart from one another: one and two are somewhat blurry. there doesn't seem to be any context, other than it's been posted by @prom.argentum. soon enough, text appears, however.]

alright sup hi hello everyone, i’m not expecting anyone to be able to do anything cuz let's be real: i am doomed to be stuck in here forever but i just wanna be able to record the last few minutes of life that i have in this world

these vents are so spooky and also i am highly claustrophobic and i don't think this shaking is an indication of anything good

ugh

hey @deimos.fighter
it was your turn to go into the vents

wh y

have i been forsakesdfsFHSGhdgn

[no one can see this, but he sure turned left and fell... further down the vent. his screams can probably be heard if you're aboard one of the underground trains...]

[two minutes later, this picture gets introduced.]

hello?? ok i think i landed on like.. some uncharted vent territory
NOW i'm recording this so that the public can know that dennis told me to go left and that led me straight dOWN AN OPEN SHAFT, THANKS A LOT, DENNIS

[silence]

uh... i think i just saw a cockroach the size of my hand
??? i'm gonna throw up

@deimos.fighter
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Comments

[mercurio]

oh nah i needed to reach the room with the control panel through the vents because the wall's been boarded off
something about how it's all done remotely??
but whoever designed this forgot that sometimes you just gotta manually turn something off and on

[windowsills]

Ah... is this a
privatized job?

[ Her delicate way of saying: is this legal, does she have to burn these communications and go on the run?? ]

[mercurio]

i... think so?

[windowsills]

Have you met your boss?

[mercurio]

oh yeah! i definitely have

[windowsills]

... what does he look like?

[mercurio]

dark hair, dark eyes, dark skin... he's kinda on the big side but he said that he was an athlete growing up
he's pretty strong so i think there's some truth to it

his name's wharton i call him mr wharton

[windowsills]

Okay. I'll remember to contact him if things...
Just please be careful, Prompto.

[mercurio]

i'm always careful even if i'm always getting in trouble
don't worry alex

i'll be around to help you move out when you need to

[windowsills]

Oh, I didn't mean.... I'm sorry if that sounded selfish.
I'll get you a small cake. Just something small to look forward to once you complete your job.

[mercurio]

oh.. my joke didn't come out right! you're not being selfish!! i was just messin a little

um but thank you? you don't have to, really...

[when two self-esteem losers interact omg]

[windowsills]

Oh. I’m
We should split it. I think we both deserve a treat [ after all this worrying they’re doing about being good people ]

[mercurio]

[the broke side of prompto's brain: is this me getting a girlfriend?? is she flirting? am i flirting???]

that's an even better offer! i look forward to it, alex

[broke side of his brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]