@prom.argentum

[mercurio]

[the first thing everyone gets on the network feed is a set of two pictures, several minutes apart from one another: one and two are somewhat blurry. there doesn't seem to be any context, other than it's been posted by @prom.argentum. soon enough, text appears, however.]

alright sup hi hello everyone, i’m not expecting anyone to be able to do anything cuz let's be real: i am doomed to be stuck in here forever but i just wanna be able to record the last few minutes of life that i have in this world

these vents are so spooky and also i am highly claustrophobic and i don't think this shaking is an indication of anything good

ugh

hey @deimos.fighter
it was your turn to go into the vents

wh y

have i been forsakesdfsFHSGhdgn

[no one can see this, but he sure turned left and fell... further down the vent. his screams can probably be heard if you're aboard one of the underground trains...]

[two minutes later, this picture gets introduced.]

hello?? ok i think i landed on like.. some uncharted vent territory
NOW i'm recording this so that the public can know that dennis told me to go left and that led me straight dOWN AN OPEN SHAFT, THANKS A LOT, DENNIS

[silence]

uh... i think i just saw a cockroach the size of my hand
??? i'm gonna throw up

@deimos.fighter
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Comments

[mercurio]

also bugs are the worse and i don't wanna have to think about them

[laozu]

Because I know who YOU are! Also, no!!!! Bugs are not the worst, there is always something worse than bugs. I mean, how can you say they're the worst - spiders are very lovely creatures and don't even get me started on how centipedes are always crawling in and out of homes or how there's these amazing HUMONGOUS hornets where I come from that are only good for causing excruciating pain when they sting you for NO REASON AT ALL!




jk jk bugs are pretty gross, just don't think of how many are in that vent with you at Any Given Moment.