@prom.argentum

[mercurio]

[the first thing everyone gets on the network feed is a set of two pictures, several minutes apart from one another: one and two are somewhat blurry. there doesn't seem to be any context, other than it's been posted by @prom.argentum. soon enough, text appears, however.]

alright sup hi hello everyone, i’m not expecting anyone to be able to do anything cuz let's be real: i am doomed to be stuck in here forever but i just wanna be able to record the last few minutes of life that i have in this world

these vents are so spooky and also i am highly claustrophobic and i don't think this shaking is an indication of anything good

ugh

hey @deimos.fighter
it was your turn to go into the vents

wh y

have i been forsakesdfsFHSGhdgn

[no one can see this, but he sure turned left and fell... further down the vent. his screams can probably be heard if you're aboard one of the underground trains...]

[two minutes later, this picture gets introduced.]

hello?? ok i think i landed on like.. some uncharted vent territory
NOW i'm recording this so that the public can know that dennis told me to go left and that led me straight dOWN AN OPEN SHAFT, THANKS A LOT, DENNIS

[silence]

uh... i think i just saw a cockroach the size of my hand
??? i'm gonna throw up

@deimos.fighter
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Comments

@anonymous

[inherited]

Huh.

Should we be worried?

[mercurio]

oh great first impression on the newbies.....

unless i find a cockroach the size of a dog i don't think you should be worried! it's already too late for me

[inherited]

Second impression.

How is it too late? You're still talking. And, I assume, breathing.

[mercurio]

second?
dearest anon i'm being dramatic

but yeah the panic is real tho lol

[inherited]

I definitely see the drama.

You said I sounded like I was from a video game.

[mercurio]

oh..not one of my finest moments
not like this one is one either but

anyway hey

[inherited]

Now that we're past that part ...

How the heck did you get in there?

[mercurio]

it's for work
i'm fixing something? well uh the control panel needed a manual reset so sometimes we end up going into the vents but i always draw the short end of the stick

[inherited]

Do you really think you should be going into the vents if you're this bad at it?

[mercurio]

wow wow wow back up
who are you calling bad at their job??

[inherited]

You.

Obviously.

[mercurio]

dude

rude

[inherited]

You're stuck in a vent.

[mercurio]

okay i'm not stuck so much as i am LOST in it

[inherited]

There are only so many ways out of a vent.

[mercurio]

yeah but i don't wanna land in an abandoned train tunnel and get even more lost you know?
or even worse

an ACTIVE train tunnel

[inherited]

You're not convincing me that you're any better at your job.

[mercurio]

..was i trying to do that?

[RIKU]

[inherited]

Maybe not, but isn't this a big part of it? Isn't that why you're there?

[mercurio]

well, i think i'm pretty decent
outside of this vent business

[inherited]

And how often are you in vents?

[mercurio]

once or twice a month...

[inherited]

Huh, not as bad as it could be.

Unless this happens again.