@ojiro.juniper

[deicider]

Hello everyone! This is Ojiro. I've haven't been around much on online but I've been here since the very first mandatory safe house sleepover. I don't have much to report on the information front. If anyone's curious about the result of mission @keith.kogane headed to cure the last few infected stragglers, it went off without a hitch. Good work all around. Special applause for Noctis for a great performance as an injured person.[due to like, actually being injured, but he was a good sport about it.]

But that's not actually why I'm posting. The collaboration we've managed so far is really impressive considering we were all kidnapped and dumped on the street not that long ago. It looks like a lot of us come from backgrounds of doing hard, important work in our own worlds, with a lot of diverse skills and specialties. We're a weird set of kidnapees, but speculation isn't why I'm posting, either.

Given we're having another meeting soon (go vote where!! if you don't vote you don't get to complain.), it'll be a lot less awkward if we all get to know each other more first. Our various backgrounds and current circumstances understandably make us all resistant to passing out personal information, [remember Hafid's post?] so I thought we could start easy with a game: two truths and a lie.

If you've never been a drunk teenager before, it's pretty self explanatory. List two lies and one truth, everyone else will guess which is which. We can work up to two truths and a lie later.

Comments

@ojiro.juniper

[deicider]

I'll start.

1. Five-time Olympic medalist
2. The last known descendant of the most prolific serial killer of the 24th century
3.The model for a best-selling children's doll line

@thor.odinson

[ofmyth]

1. I was once bested in a wrestling contest by the mighty Hercules himself.
2. I was briefly engaged to the frost giant Thrym to become his wife.
3. I do not enjoy hot dogs.

Loki, you are forbidden from answering.

[ofmyth]

Who was the most prolific serial killer of the 24th century?

[deicider]

[THANK YOU FOR ASKING!]

Obviously Mycroft Canner! The human beast that smeared the blood of their victims on the Altar of Peace itself. In only ten days they tore through all 15 members of illustrious Mardi bash', swearing that by killing the very best of humanity they could finally prove once and for all that a human being could choose to do true evil.

@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

This is rigged.

Re: @loki.odinson

[ofmyth]

I presume you're also going to restrict me from giving the answer to your statements.

[selfimage]

Do you not assume that I could trick you?

[ofmyth]

Of course you could, but for the game to be fun for others here I assume you might pick a lies they'd have a chance of guessing.

[deicider]

I vote #2.
I bet you could take Hercules.

@hafid.alghul

[batricide]

[ This sounds stupid. But stupid means he can get answers from people, because for some reason they're down for answering stupid questions but not his direct ones. He hates people. Literally all of them. ]

1. I've been the CEO of a company.
2. I'm the youngest of five.
3. I'm a vegetarian.

@keith.kogane

[secondnature]

No one would ever let you be a CEO.

Unless you gave the title to yourself.

Which I guess you would.

[batricide]

You must really enjoy making an idiot out of yourself.

[secondnature]

Because I don't believe in how great you are? You make it kind of hard.

@keith.kogane

[secondnature]

[Icebreakers would help, but Keith hates the kind of chatter and smalltalk that comes with them. They were common around the Garrison. But ... he does see everyone as a part of a team.

And he's a leader, right?

So ... he has to play ...]

1. I have a pet cosmic wolf that I saved. He teleports. I saved him on the back of a space whale.
2. I'm a soldier who was trained as a part of the Galra Empire. I got special attention for being particularly Galra despite being half human.
3. I've never met my mom. I don't even know what she looks like.

[batricide]

And yet I succeed at everything I've tried.
So what's the truth then?

[secondnature]

[He didn't think that far ahead.]

You're a vegetarian.

[It seems mild enough! It must be the truth!]

[batricide]

Wrong.

[secondnature]

How do I know you're not just saying that?

@kate.bishop

[fledges]

i think you love hot dogs

[batricide]

What? You want me to eat a bugburger in front of you to prove it?

[secondnature]

No.

And wouldn't you do it anyway? Just to prove that you're right?

[batricide]

Please. If I was a vegetarian I wouldn't compromise my lifestyle just to prove some loudmouth asshole wrong.

@kate.bishop

[fledges]

1. i briefly dated a guy who was part cockroach. sort of.
2. i broke into the avengers hideout once to steal a bow and one of them caught me because he could smell my perfume. it was weird.
3. the first time i ever met my team, i'd been kidnapped and they had to save me from a total creep.

[secondnature]

Fine.

You're trying to trick me into believing that CEO thing is true.

[batricide]

So you're saying the sibling thing is true because you believe I'm inept? Final answer?