( He pulls a face, nose wrinkling in exaggerated discontent. )

This is a real psychological chess match here, man, I'm not sure I'm equipped to counter that without getting real weird. Come back with something really off the wall, I don't know, ask you to braid my hair while I take a bath and tell you about my relationship with my mother or something.

( Don't worry, Lance. He doesn't own a bath tub. )