wittingly: (A ᴡᴀʟᴋ-ᴏɴ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʀ)
ɪᴀɴ ғᴏᴡʟᴇʀ ([personal profile] wittingly) wrote in [community profile] meadowlark 2020-05-24 09:11 pm (UTC)

it's like you're psychic
who would've known that it wasn't the fossil fuel industry we should have been braced for, it was the impending kazoo scarcity

I personally blame that time ExxonMobil spilled 250,000 gallons of oil into the golf of mexico and the consequent near-extinction of the kazoo species, but that's probably a controversial conspiracy theory

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