@catherine.chun

[arkproject]

Sooo... someone suggested I set up a security system wherever we decide on our new safehouse. I can definitely do surveillance, and encryption and retinal scanners and all that, but I can't say I've ever tried to secure something before.

Any volunteers to help me out? Prior security experience or breaking-and-entering experience both apply.

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@matches.malone

[reneger]

got a lot of experience with b&e
some with setting up my own shit
i'll volunteer to try and break through your crap

[arkproject]

Thanks, that'll be a big help. Though if you could show me how you'd break it without actually breaking it, that would be even better.

It seems like we'll be running a business no matter where we end up, so maybe we could take advantage of normal store cameras and things people would expect to be there?

[reneger]

depends on which place they pick
a ratty old hoverbike shop shouldn't have much
places in higher-density areas would
but hiding shit is easy if you know where people would be looking for them

[arkproject]

A good point. Though I voted for the ratty old hoverbike shop because it's easier to hide mechanical bits laying around.

And I'm guessing you know where people would be looking for them?

[reneger]

it's one of my many talents

[arkproject]

Is one of your other talents picking great fake names?

[reneger]

i wish
too bad i'm a terrible liar and would forget my own fake name

[arkproject]

How could you forget Matches Malone? Unless that's actually your name. In which case, sorry.

[reneger]

are you mocking the name my mother gave me?
wow
i'm hurt

[arkproject]

Somehow I think you'll get over it, Matches.

Anyway, it turns out there'll be an existing security system at whatever place we pick, so we'll have something to start from. Would you take a look at it with me and a couple others and help us find a list of weaknesses?

[reneger]

if i feel like it

[arkproject]

Uh-huh. Let me know if you feel like it.